My sister is busy writing our food shopping list, and top of the list is an easter egg. I thought she wanted it to herself, but she informs me that she is doing a "secret Santa" at school. I point out to her that it can't be a Secret Santa because it's not Christmas. Then I ask her how many people are doing SS. "Four", she replies.
So now it's a: Not Secret Santa Because It's Easter With Only Four People Taking Part.
I find this pointless, but she won't hear of it, and tells mum I'm picking on her.
Mum sighs, and tells her that she's not listening to either of us.
